How to make buying from your business more pleasurable than the coitus

Published: Tue, 11/24/20

Something to ponder:

If you could somehow make giving your business money a overwhelmingly pleasurable & exciting act for your list, market, customers, and clients… and if you can make it something they not only don’t mind doing but look forward to doing and can't wait to do… and if you can make it an act where maybe even certain (natural & pleasant) chemical & hormonal reactions occur in their brains & bodies… I daresay you’d never have to worry about the income side of your business ever again.

I also daresay you’ll never have any real competition, either.

And, I further daresay you’ll have turned your business into something quite different than it is now, even with weak copywriting, email, selling, or other marketing-related skills.

More:

As certain smart business owners on my list will see, the fantasy of this is not only possible, it’s something you can start doing almost immediately — even the same day you learn how it’s done.

Something I just happen to teach in great detail in the December “Email Players” issue.

I waited til December to publish this particular issue for a reason.

I want my Email Players of the Horde to end 2020 with a loud, thunderous BANG.

Not the limp, underwhelming whimper all your hashtag slinging Facebook friends driving around town with masks on alone in their cars, plagued with fear, social media addiction, and self-induced cognitive dissonance will end their year with.

Another reason to hop on the EP-train:

I’m raising the price of "Email Players" starting January 1st.

What that means is this:

Anyone in before that date is “grandfathered” in at the current price forever. Unless, of course, they squirt off into the sunset by canceling.

Something else:

Unfortunately, by announcing this here, I run the risk of turning on the dopamine-addicted price shoppers — i.e., new product junkies who are addicted to the dopamine drip they get whenever they buy something new, and thus are always looking for excuses to buy, but never commit to anything, consume anything, or do anything.

But those losers never get any real value out of "Email Players."

And, thus, should stay far away from me, my newsletter, my books, my mobile apps, or even my free emails.

A word to the wise is sufficient…

Whatever the case, go here if you want to subscribe in time to get the December issue:

https://www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle