The amazing marketing secret of elBenbo’s Double Q sized man bewb bra
Published: Mon, 12/07/20
And those troll truisms are:
1. They self-loathe
2. They self-project
The good news:
If you know how to manipulate those two attributes to your advantage, your trolls can help put many extra sales in your ever-hungry little piggy bank.
Like your own little Santa-style elves working tirelessly on your behalf.
Take this magnificent specimen of troll, for instance:
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Goddamn you're the most obnoxious, preachy, self-bloviating info marketing chode there is. nobody gives a flying phuck about what social media channels you use or which you think you're holier than thou for thumbing your nose at. Your daily emails are 50% blather, 49.9% peddling useless crap and 0.1% value, the value being don't sell like ben settle.
the positioning stephanie arroyo as a customer/partner when she's really your gf is also laughable.
your insecurities come through crystal clear in all the preaching you do about how you're so much better than the average guy who you detest so much and have to continually tell us at every turn that you're better than.
i'm giving serious consideration to buying all of your products and then digitally copying them and posting them on torrent sites.
--signed, yours disappointed, a proud non-customer
PS: i saw that video of you speaking at a conference where you referenced the chinese woman seinfeld episode. you call that value?! i was shocked by your man boobs quite frankly. i would have expected a guy who has 23 hours and 50 minutes leftover after work, takes so many walks (and who feels the need to brag about how much he walks) and does all that kung fu to not have such a creampuff physique. lemme guess, tomorrow's hot air of an email will be all about how you're so cool because you have saggy man man ovaries...
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Absolutely *magnificent* valor.
He checks both the above "troll-tell" boxes like a champ.
In fact, based on his comments, I’d bet my Double Q-sized man bewb bra that:
1. He has man bewbs (maybe we could share bras...?)
2. Nobody listens to him (at home, work, whatever) and trolling is how he gets attention
3. He is extremely insecure about his weight
4. Someone — as a kid, maybe — probably teased him about the above
5. He's emotionally damaged — as emotionally healthy people pursuing worthy goals simply don't write emails full of such gloriously incoherent thinking, projecting, and easily-debunked claims/assumptions
My ex-spurt opinion is he's a good troll.
And, if he keeps working hard at it, he could be a great one...
Either way, I appreciate his help in assisting me sell my “Copy Troll” book with the Seasons Emailings $100.00 off discount (i.e. it is $333 instead of $433) today. The sale ends tonight, 12/7, in just a few hours at midnight EST.
It’s all about how to profit from these amazing grunting trolls.
And they can be some of the easiest sales you ever make.
Details here:
https://www.EmailPlayers.com/troll
Ben Settle