Spooky-blatant sales pitch inside

Published: Sat, 10/31/20

Today’s the deadline to get your hot, greedy little claws on the November “Email Players” issue, where your pal & long-suffering email horror host elBenbo takes you by your hairy hand and shows you how to plumb the deepest depths of copywriting mastery.

Here’s what awaits you inside:

* How to create your very own & completely unique copywriting techniques for giving yourself an advantage over everyone else. (TIP: If you’re smart, you won’t ever teach all of them — even if you sell “how to” copywriting products — and instead keep at least a few for yourself.)

* A secret Alfred Hitchcock used to make some of his highest grossing movies that can also help you write some of your highest grossing sales copy.

* 9 ways to use demonstration (the single most persuasive copywriting “technique” ever invented) in your marketing & sales copy. (Including the way federal convict Kevin Trudeau used to sell millions of copies of a book that was full of bull shyt cures.

* 5 copywriting drills that can take potentially take anyone from copywriting newbie to copywriting master in as little as 5 months

* The exact drills I did to go from being so awful at copywriting a client and her committee laughed at one of my ads… to penning some of the highest pulling ads in the history of MLM, self-defense, golf, and more.

* Why praying to God for millions of dollars is insanely stupid. (And don’t worry — if you couldn’t care less about God — there is a practical and completely secular lesson behind it for becoming great at copywriting.)

* Where to find a stash of old Gary Halbert newsletter issues (including ones not on his site now) for free.

* The near-perfect “ratio” of Aristotle’s rhetoric & dialectic in world class copywriting that can utterly desecrate your competition’s profits and make your copy a helluva lot more persuasive than it is now.

* An admittedly cynical copywriting secret that might make your squirm to hear it, but that can put a lot more sales in your coffers nonetheless.

Plus:

A bonus elBenbo’s Lair insert that reveals two powerful marketing secrets used by one of the greatest special effects geniuses who ever lived, as well as the big secret to creating your own writing/copywriting style to stand apart from everyone else and never look like a hack or wannabe.

The deadline to get this issue is today.

Once I send it to the printer, that’ll be it.

Here’s the link:

https://www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle