“Meet Mr. God”

Published: Sun, 09/20/20

The subject line to this email was originally a headline written by the late, great, and utterly brilliant copywriting master Jim Rutz.

And, it perfectly illustrates something he did often in his copy.

And that is what I call “David Lynch” copywriting.

Here's what I mean:

One of the things TV & movie director David Lynch does better than probably anyone in movies is, he constantly fills his movies and TV shows with random & weird stuff so that there is practically always something off-key going on grabbing your attention. It keeps sucking your mind back in before it wanders off and forces the viewer to ask “what is that...” and have to stick around to get the answers.

He did this especially well in his cult hit show “Twin Peaks”.

Like, for example:

The chick with the eye patch, the dancing midget in the main character’s dreams, weird music, a room service waiter who sees the main character bleeding to death in his hotel room and gives him a thumbs up as he lays there, a lady who walks around carrying a log everywhere she goes… and the list goes on. Every scene, every character, every line of dialog (for the most part) has something weird, out of the ordinary, out of place, or somehow random going on.

And it works like crazy to keep attention.

In David Lynch’s case, he’s a “disturb, offend, or mystify” moviemaker.

And I have noticed Jim Rutz did a similar (not necessarily the same) thing in his ad copy, his headlines, the artwork, and the list goes on.

Thus headlines like "Meet Mr. God."

There are many examples of this in the “Read This Or Die” swipe file.

If this interests you, here are the details:

This swipe file is made up of 200+ Jim Rutz ads & promos spanning all kinds of markets big and small, for some of the most successful direct mailers on the planet — as well as ads selling himself as a potential husband or his books persuading Christians to switch to house churches… he was all over the map…

Plus, here’s something else.

If you…

1. Use my affiliate link below to get the swipe file

2. Forward me your receipt by tonight, Sunday September 20, at midnight EDT

3. I will send you:

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Anyway, a reminder:

The deadline to get this bonus eBook is tonight — Sunday September 20 — at midnight EDT.

That doesn't leave much time, Pokey.

And you must forward me your receipt (not just buy the Jim Rutz swipe file) by that deadline to get your hot little hands on it.

Or else, no eBook for you.

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https://www.EmailPlayers.com/rutz

Ben Settle