How to spin 1-star reviews into sales

Published: Sun, 06/07/20

Behold a 1-star review one of my kindle books got a few years ago:

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Disorganized and Frustrating

The content is solid...maybe some of the best expertise available on this topic. The format is absolute garbage though. The entire book is a transcribed conversation between the author and another expert. If someone had bothered to.....oh I don't know...maybe at least add a table of contents and some topic headers, this book might actually be useful. You might be able to get away with this kind of laziness in your $2.99 books but if I pay $20 for a book I expect much more professionalism in the presentation. Shame on you, Author. I'll tell you what....if you refund my $20 and apologize for your laziness I will donate the $20 to a dog rescue of your choice.

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I remember finding that quite a contradiction.

Especially since, it was some of the "best expertise available"... yet the reviewer spent 90% of his review droning on about the formatting.

The "shame on you" part was my favorite, though.

It was mush cookie at best.

And just trollish at worst.

(A "troll-house mush cookie"?)

If someone is that fragile as to natter on about how a $19 ebook that used to sell for $97, that can be read in one sitting and easily make them thousands of $$ in sales (if they have a list and an offer people want)... is - gasp!! - just a transcript and - double gasp!!! - has no table of contents, all the power to 'em.

Me?

Couldn't care less about such things.

Kinda like when I bought Gary Halbert's "Boron Letters":

No table of contents.

Hard to read (it was written in his own handwriting).

No cover (literally).

Damaged binding.

Nothing "professional" about it.

Plus, it cost me nearly $100 at the time I didn't really have — and stung spending that money at that time in my life.

But you know what?

I can attribute tens of thousands of buckaroos in sales to it since.

Anyway, here’s why I bring this up:

When I wrote the above in an email the next day, the reviewer (one of the few intellectually honest 1-star reviewers who probably has ever lived) revised his review from 1-star to 4-stars, admitting the error of his ways.

But, here’s the problem:

Most review trolls are not intellectually honest.

And, in many cases, will have no problem not only lying about you in their reviews, will not have even used your product, and will be like the wicked spirits talked about in the Bible — going forth to find 7 more review trolls to jump on the pile, who are even more trollish than themselves.

I don’t care if it’s a book review, podcast review, Google review, or yelp review, either.

And if you get enough of them?

It will negatively impact your sales, and maybe even put you out of business in extreme cases.

The solution?

Is found in the non-hallowed pages of my “Copy Troll” book. I show you with real life examples how to use email to profit from all kinds of trolls — including fake 1-star review trolls.

People are getting review-trolled every day.

They just aren’t profiting from it…

The deadline to get the book at this weekend’s sale is tonight at midnight (EDT).

Here’s the link:

http://www.EmailPlayers.com/troll

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Ben Settle