How anti-green elBenbo is rapidly turning the planet into Mordor

Published: Tue, 05/19/20

A few months back, I read an amusing article at Yahoo news titled:

“Cut Back On Email If You Want To Fight Global Warming”

The topic:

Why all these emails people send — that big tech companies lovingly store for you, for years and decades without your knowledge — are accelerating the amount of fossil fuels burned to keep data servers up, running, and cool.

My favorite part of the article?

Besides, of course, the realization that my own righteous carbon footprint is godzilla-sized from all these emails I send?

This:

“To contact the author of this story: email Emily Chasan in New York at”

Followed by her *email* address.

What’s that?

You buy into this manmade global warming shtick?

And, you are now going to take to social media to virtue signal about it?

Or, even better, EMAIL me back about it, knowingly endangering the planet to do so?

Before you do, realize this inconvenient truth straight from a company that stores digital data in response to the article:

“the extreme amounts of data are actual coming from social media (and related) applications. For example, we have clients who have terabytes (trillions) in their business record data, and are combing through exabytes (quintillions) of social media data (FB mainly) to create their data analysis applications. So think of all the energy that could be save if all social media were abandoned. So if these greenie-weenies wanted to really help, all of them would stop accessing all social media.”

But they won’t any more than virtue signaling celebrities will stop flying in private jets.

Because virtue signalers are all hypocrites.

Every single one of them.

Thus, I take them about as seriously as a toddler throwing a tantrum.

Whatever the case, just realize this:

Your even reading my emails at all means you are contributing to the destruction of all that exists. And to make it even worse, if you partake of my elBenbo’s Bargain Bin Of Bonuses part 2 sale this week, you’ll be getting all kinds of training — for a mere $20 — that will encourage you to send, profit from, and want to keep emailing to the point where you will be just as guilty as Yours Sauron in helping turn this planet into Mordor.

So tread carefully here on out, Frodo.

Especially if you use social media — which is infinitely WORSE than email for the planet.

Otherwise:

For the sane people reading this, you can read more about this sale on most of my most popular & valuable bonuses from the past 12 months here:

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NOTE:

You'll need a smart phone to access these bonuses, no exceptions.

And it will have to be newer than when Steve Jobs still walked the earth.

Ben Settle

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help@learnistic.com

And they will get back to you as fast as humanly possible.