The book that’ll drive a smooth stake through the heart of them jagged quarantine blues

Published: Wed, 04/01/20

I am completely biased on this.

But I’ll take the Pepsi Challenge for passing the time during quarantine & nervous economic uncertainty taking this fan’s advice vs binging a bunch of empty woke Netflix content any ol’ day of the week…

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Count elBenbo,

I just finished powering through your Enoch Wars 8-Part saga. You warned us all against speeding through these. And I really tried not binging the last four. But once I started...I had a deeper hunger for your stories than the draugr did after being locked in that safe.

So, thank you for writing this series. The series was spine-tingling good. Incredibly informative and enjoyable.

Now, some people claim B-Movie monster schlock like this is just candy for the brain. And they're right. But this candy you served up on a ghoulish platter was like eating a single-source, 93% cacao, organic, free-trade Peruvian dark chocolate bar, after eating nothing but a moldy, knock-off, expired, 37GrandBar(r) from the dollar tree.

No comparison.

I highly recommend this series for those with the Quarantine blues. And really anyone who likes a good yarn. Because there's enough yarn there for Granny to knit a sweater or some crocheted azz-less chaps. (Let's be honest she ain't making the sweater...)

You never cease to amaze, surprise, and entertain me. And I'm always happy when I put money in your pocket. And that's a magic trick as far as I can tell. A magic trick I'm slowly learning from you. Learning by taking the actions you keep recommending.

Thank you for keeping me and the rest of your horde well fed on the good stuff.

I remain among your tireless and ever ravenous throng,

Bailey Rogg

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Another thought:

I wrote these novels using the exact same storytelling, pacing, and villain-building methods I use to write sales copy, emails, and other ads.

If’n you happen to like my copywriting, these books are a way to see how I do it “between the lines” so to speak.

Whatever the case:

To replace your virus & economy anxiety-ridden throughts with fighting zombies, vampires, werewolves, demons, Frankensteins, and other things that terrorize & horrify instead… rise out of that rotting self-dug grave of yours, and lurch on over here:

http://www.EnochWars.com/omega

Ben Settle