He should tell her, “if you don’t buy from me, the virus wins!”
Published: Sun, 04/05/20
Recently, my business partner in SaaS World and “Email Players” subscriber Troy Broussard started mailing his list daily again. He’d been wanting to do it for months, but I have a sneaking suspicion he got at least partially inspired by watching Yours Typey whacking out some 200 pages of emails in February to help sell our soon-to-launch mobile app offer for businesses (i.e., in his Navy Nuclear Engineer brain, he figured out a way to make it so any business that can afford a cell phone bill can have their own $100k+ quality mobile app, letting you run your business from the palm of your sweaty little hand — more on this soon).
Anyway, back to the point:
He got back into the game and, I am proud to say, got some trolls right out the gate.
Especially when he wrote an email about how — right during the beginning of the mass quarantine and social distancing shtick kicked in — he took his family on a vacation, stayed in a nice hotel, had a great time, didn’t see barely a soul (no crowds!), and so on.
That one got an especially amusing reply that, amongst other inane babblings, said:
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This is NOT the time to be travelling, much less telling others to do so. It is the idiots like you that are keeping our amazing country from getting this under control.”
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The Batshyt was strong with that one, no doubt.
Especially how she went on swearing at him, etc, and it was clear she didn’t even read what he said, was projecting her own emotions on him, blindly parrots what her media taskmasters tell her to think & say, and the list goes on.
Frankly, I was a bit jealous.
I love getting trolls like that.
I even suggested he follow up that email with a blatantly commercial, and self-serving subject line:
“Buy from me or the virus wins!”
Besides some amusement, here is another reason I bring this up:
One of the Stefania Files: Volume 4 bonuses videos I am giving to those who buy the “Emergency Fast Cash” audios from my affiliate link before tonight’s midnight PDT deadline is titled:
“Sell to damaged people and have a damaged business”
It’s an extremely important & valuable lesson I gave to my woman Stefania.
And, with the coming wave of hyper skepticism about to befall anyone selling online especially over the coming weeks and months, I suspect it’s as timely as ever if you want to learn how to grow your business from it.
More:
You can still get the “Emergency Fast Cash” audios that Michael Senoff usually lists for $597 for a mere $47 via my affiliate link below, if you end your evil, procrastinating ways.
At midnight PDT tonight (Sunday, April 5) the sale ends.
The Stefania Files: Volume 4 bonus vanishes.
And, you will have missed out on 19 extremely cool ways to drum up some emergency sales and cash for your business that only a guy like Michael Senoff (the master at figuring out sneaky ways for doing just that) can deliver on, in my opinion.
Here’s the link:
http://www.EmailPlayers.com/fast
Ben Settle
P.S. Here’s a “taste” of what you’ll get in the bonus Stefania Files: Volume 4 videos:
* How to use troll attacks to increase your open rates, clicks, and email engagement.
* Why a so-called “donkey balls” opt-in page I am testing gets the best and most profitable response.
* The micro lesson I would have taught the audience at Funnel Hacking Live if I’d spoken there when I was invited to last year.
* A 26-minute “crash course” on how almost anyone using email — newb or guru — can get maximum deliverability & engagement. (I was hopped up on the pre-workout in the car when I recorded this puppy — and in some ways, this is the single most valuable “email” lesson I can possibly teach anyone.)
* How to “resurrect” an email list you haven’t mailed in months and they don’t even remember who you are.
* The exact best time to start selling a subscription based offer if you’re a newbie.
* The secret Isaac Asimov technique used by the single most prolific author & copywriter on the planet to get superhuman amounts of work done and enjoy every minute of it.
* A chest-pounding lesson on how to turn a mere idea into a launched product that is making you sales within 30 days.
* Why it’s borderline insane to listen to an email broadcasting/autoresponder company’s advice on how to make sales with email. (HINT: nothing sinister going on with any of them, but your motivation & agenda are NOT the same as theirs.)
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* Why you should probably avoid any guru who plasters his Facebook page with pics of him wearing a name tag while haunting internet marketing seminars and conferences.
* The dirty little secret about selling to the low hanging fruit in your market that will keep you frustrated and struggling.
* 4 things I learned from the founding father of online advertising anyone can do to build a strong, thriving business with ZERO special skills, intelligence, creativity, money, having to buy a bunch of info products or coaching required
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* What extroverts can do to get a lot more work done.
* What introverts can do to get a lot more work done.
* The old dead copywriter secret to creating your own inner copywriting editor.
* A real life 7-minute “power lesson” about how to, strategize, and profit like gangbusters from affiliate campaigns.
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Deadline is tonight, Sunday, April 5 at midnight PDT.
Here’s the mighty, heroic link:
http://www.EmailPlayers.com/fast