Horrifying the freebie seekers the world over
Published: Sat, 02/29/20
At the risk of horrifying the freebie seekers, here’s a lil’ taste of what’s inside:
* A computer scientist’s secret for “jimmying” your opt-in pages to get higher quality leads, clients, and customers.
* How even raw & “wriggling” newbies can potentially command bigger fees & prices, and a more loyal following of engaged customers.
* 10 ways businesses lacking credentials, experience, or a brand anyone knows about can potentially use to create credibility practically out of “thin air.”
* A completely “counterintuitive” way used by old school sales & marketing pros to crush consumer skepticism with one swift stroke.
* The single most obvious way to bring more money into your business ever invented that you aren’t using now.
* An example of how to use “unwritten conditions” for buying from you to repel low class, child-like time wasters and turn on high class, grownup buyers & leads.
* The cartoon secret for using blatant negativity in your marketing to create MORE trust in your brand, offers, and services — including in customers who normally would not believe you much less want to buy from you. (In my experience, the more skeptical your market, the more this works. See page 12 for the details.)
* 4 ways (with examples) to use the old school “takeaway” close in your sales copy & emails to build trust, bring in new business, and beef up your sales.
* How to ethically use the exact same secret an evil quack used to persuade thousands of otherwise intelligent men to eagerly & enthusiastically let him transplant goat testicles on them.
* An almost never talked about way for using use raw, seething, unmitigated contempt to get higher quality, better paying, and more pleasant-to-deal-with customers & clients.
* And a whole lot more.
This issue also includes a bonus elBenbo’s Lair insert that talks about everything from how one of the world’s most successful rockstars handles “criticism”… how to protect yourself from the growing horde of trolls using “weaponized narratives” to destroy businesses online left and right… how one of my “Email Players” subscribers recently turned being trolled by radicals calling for his head into supporting a local dog shelter… the real life story about how the late, great Stan Lee used blatant mockery & trolling to help Marvel Comics destroy all its competition and become one of the single biggest publishing companies ever to exist (as well as a multi-million dollar case study about how Marvel Comics made a fortune pissing off its fans)… and the list goes on.
Lots and lots of value packed in this issue and the bonus insert.
People given to bytching and whining about “too much info!” and who lack the character to read 17 pages per month should steer clear.
In fact, they should take their pathetic low attention span brains back to social media.
My Email Players of the Horde’ll be taking all their customers soon enough, either way.
Deadline to get this issue is later today when I send it to the printer.
Here’s the link:
http://www.EmailPlayers.com
Ben Settle