The nightmarishly valuable bribe I want to give you
Published: Mon, 02/10/20
“The Enoch Wars Saga: Omega edition”
This is all 7 of my Enoch Wars novels under one cover, with bonus appendices — including a secret 8th novel (nobody has seen) that further binds the stories & characters together, with lots of ideas and threads I couldn’t originally & seamlessly fit into the saga, that is only found in this Omega edition.
And you know what?
I am not above shamelessly - or even shameFULLY - bribing you into buying it.
So here’s the deal:
If you buy my new novel in either Kindle or paperback & send me your receipt (not just buy it, you must send your receipt in time) by the deadline below, I will give you the PDF of another book called:
“The Email Players Rules: Volume 1”
This 200+ page eBook contains the transcripts of the first 140 Email Players Rules from my old podcasts.
Here’s just a small taste of what’s inside this hideously valuable bribe:
* How one of the most brilliant marketing minds on the planet structures his sales funnels.
* How to use the Bible to predict hot new investment opportunities.
* How to write opt-in pages to get high quality leads eager to solve the problem your product helps with… instead of do-nothing mush cookie moochers who just want free stuff.
* How to “stack the deck” to make your affiliate bonuses stand out like a fart in study hall from other affiliates you’re selling against.
* How my place getting burgled by meth addicts made me a much better and more profitable businessman.
* Why Bruno Mars is responsible for a lot of guys getting dumped.
* How to keep your girlfriend or wife on her best behavior. (BONUS: This also applies to pets, politicians, friends, clients, customers, service providers, and anyone else you associate with.)
* What the Bible says about how to to gain the respect of your market, colleagues, teachers, clients, customers, etc.
* The exact best time to “fire” problem customers or clients.
* What to do if your wife or girlfriend gives you an ultimatum.
* An almost “fool proof” way to get what you want from people — whether it’s their money, their support, even their heart.
* How to keep your spam complaints to almost zero.
* How to know if an email you write is worth sending.
* How a copywriting friend would get thousands of visitors to his blog whenever he wanted.
* The most interesting man on Facebook.
* The single worst way ever invented for starting an email.
* How one of history’s greatest marketers tests his ads.
* The easiest way ever invented to get a fast (and potentially huge) short term bump in sales.
* Advice to old school direct mail copywriters struggling online.
* The “mistress management” secret for having an air-tight financially secure business.
* Dan Kennedy’s secret mindset “tweak” for commanding more respect (and bigger fees) from clients.
* How to prevent serial refunders, thieves, copycats and any low class jackass customers from stealing your time, energy and money.
* Why being selfish makes people around you happy.
* A secret way of writing emails (used by Hemingway and other popular novelists) that makes writing faster, more entertaining, and, yes, more profitable.
* Why so many “experts” are broke without a pot to pee in or a window to throw it out.
* How to give yourself an air of confidence that’ll scare away the idiots and attract the best people into your life.
* The dangers of networking in Facebook groups.
* How to position yourself in your market (especially if you sell a service) so people gladly pay you more, give you more respect, and take your advice often without argument or resistance.
* Why your customers are the last people you should ask about how to sell them.
* Why women are the last people a guy should ask about how to attract them.
* The best kind of candy to give a girl as a gift. (And no, it ain’t chocolate.)
* Best way for freelance copywriters to give themselves financial security.
* How to give yourself peace of mind during election years.
* How to repulse people into buying from you.
* Reasons why I don’t mail for affiliate launches anymore.
* How to “spin” bad things that happen to you into sales and success.
* The king/queen theory of a deceased comedian that can help any client better position themselves so only the best copywriter want to work with them.
* The real reason why single chicks love to own cats.
* A fast and simple way to eliminate the anxiety of finding a new market to sell to.
* A real life example of how to turn a one-shot sale product into a continuity product.
* The coffee tax secret for finding out what people *really* want to buy instead of what they simply say they want to buy.
* Why the vast majority of people who claim the Bible is their favorite book are lying through their teeth.
* A scientific way to manufacture your own luck.
* How The Secret is keeping so many otherwise intelligent men and women lonely, single, or “settling” with the wrong person.
* How to use “short cuts” to write ads that make lots of sales even if your copy sucks.
* How to wisely (and ethically) use “hype” to side-step lagging attention spans.
* Arguably the single best movie ever made for would-be entrepreneurs and business school students to watch before spending a single penny getting started.
* What copywriters working on commission need to be aware of.
* When never to get involved in a joint venture — even if the person your JV’ing with is honest as the day is long and has no intention of screwing you over.
* Why I don’t segment my list but insist on everyone else segmenting theirs.
* The dangers of trying to “reverse engineer” marketing and copywriting systems instead of just paying for them.
* The big mastermind group lesson I learned while eating lunch with Brian Kurtz (former Executive VP of Boardroom, Inc).
* And a ho’ bunch more — the above are just for starters.
Anyway, I will send you this eBook when you do the following:
1. Buy my newest Enoch Wars Omega edition novel (Kindle or hard copy)
2. Send me your receipt before Friday, 2/14 at midnight EST — let me be crystal clear: you must send your receipt, not just buy the book, by the deadline.
Here’s the horrific link:
http://www.EnochWars.com/omega
Ben Settle
P.S. If you live in an area where for some reason you can't buy it from Amazon in any format, you'll have to take it up with their customer support. It is only sold via Amazon.