The steamy love letter that tickled my cold, dank heart
Published: Sun, 01/19/20
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I've been meaning to do this for a long time.
I'll get right to it:
I joined your email players newsletter last year.
And since then, I've become a 6-figure earning independent copywriter that now owns my own business.
I get booked to speak on stage to people that paid hundreds and even thousands of dollars to attend the mastermind (and I give credit to Mr. Grumpy all the time... I even have proof in a presentation I gave and told people to sign up for your list).
I'm so swamped with work, I actually have to turn clients away...
One year ago, I never thought that would happen.
One year ago I didn't value myself as much.
"Why would anyone pay that much for little ol' me," I thought.
Now I'm charging 5k or more for funnel copywriting.
I now write emails for some of the biggest people in the lead gen and health supplement space.
And these two clients get hit up all the time from people saying how much they love the emails.
I've dropped THOUSANDS of dollars into your training and I've made 10 times that amount in less than a year.
So when I see you're giving away something for $20... that's the most insane offer I've ever seen you do (I even purchased it... and I think I own all of your stuff. I just feel it's good to give Tithes To The Church Of ElBenbo).
I didn't think twice about the cost of the Copy Slacker or the Client Machine.
I would have paid DOUBLE for those trainings.
And to think when I started, I was worried I wouldn't have enough money to pay the $97 a month.
I feel I should be paying you more for it to be honest. Like, do you accept hefty tips?
Anyway, that's it. Thanks for changing my life.
Heath Wilcock
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And thus, the world is in perfect order…
Obviously, Heath’s results are not at all the norm. And, I don’t post this to imply anything I sell is going to radically change your business in the exact same way, shape, and form as it did for him.
Heath is clearly a hard worker who implements.
And, is not a worthless little new product junkie.
More:
People with his attitude are the exact kind of business owner — regardless of what you are selling, product, service, whatever it is — that will very likely get the most out of the free “How To Run Your Own 6 Or 7-Figure Business From Your Phone” training inside my official App at the link below.
To get your sticky fingers on this training, do this:
1. Go to the link below using your Phone and register for the official Ben Settle App (it is only a phone app for now)
2. Follow the simple instructions
Here’s the link:
http://www.elBenbo.com
Ben Settle
P.S. A courtesy heads up:
After today I am restricting access to some of the content inside my free App to anyone who has not downloaded and signed up for it before tonight. The bit of content I am specifically restricting are the videos inside called:
“The elBenbo Memos”
These are a series of videos like:
* The Thinking Man's Funnel
* Cold Emailing Secrets Of An Old School Ad Genius
* The hoes of internet marketing
* How To Bring Dead Email Lists Back To Life
* How Vomiting People Off Your Email List Will Make You More Sales
* How To Turn 1 Star Reviews Into Money In The Bank
* Merchant Account Nazis And The End Of The Internet Wild West
* Safe places are where copywriters go to die
* What elBenbo draws inspiration from
* A secret way of pumping out premiums, bonuses, even entire books & courses on the fly
* The Love Child That Can Save Your Business
* My Uncensored Opinion On Coaches and Coaching
* The Money Intoxicating Lesson Of The $50 Shot of Tequila
* How To Join The 3-Mile High Income Club
* The Myth Of The Price Shopper
* Only The Fear Mongers & Paranoid Survive
* Why Always Seeking "Advanced" Training Is Foolish
* Persuasion Secret Of A Dead Comedian
* How To Get Others To Cheerfully Give A Ton Of Money To Your Favorite Cause
* A Secret Way To Build Wealth With Your Low Attention Span
* What Every Copywriter Ought To Know About This Swiping & Headline Business
* How Marketing Insanity Will Keep You Broke
* When The Evil Business Gremlins Are Most Likely To Attack You
* Don't Lose To Girls
* The Trump Secret Never Told
* The Magic Of Keeping Up Appearances
* How To Profit From Smear Campaigns
* The Right Winger’s Case For Reparations
* How Harry'll Get His Balls Back
* The Presidential Ambulance Chaser
* The List Building Charlatan Whispers His Evil Into Your Itchy Ears
* Why copywriting isn't hard
* How the email grinch stole Christmas by defying the Who-roos
* Don't be a time ho
This is still free inside the App to anyone who signs up for and downloads it today, and will remain free in there for as long as you keep the App ever after.
But for everyone else?
They’ll have to pay for them videos after today…
Whatever the case, deadline is tonight whenever I get around to ending it.
Could be earlier, or later this evening.
But the inevitable will happen.
Here is the heroic link:
http://www.elBenbo.com