The first official Snowflake Marketer of the Year award
Published: Wed, 01/01/20
The winner gets a Stan Lee-like No Prize.
But, also, the knowledge that he or she is serving as an example for others to avoid being like.
What did the magnificent snowflake who won do to deserve this prestigious prize?
He got an automated email from my shopping cart telling him his credit card did not go through, and to update his payment details if he wanted to continue getting the Email Players newsletter, and the deadline to do so.
And then...
“I’m not sure what happened...but let’s just cancel…I’m not fond of being threatened”
Yes, my Loyal Subject, he felt threatened by…
An automated email sent by the shopping cart.
I must hand it to this chap, though.
I’ve witnessed some extremely fragile souls up in this business over the last 20 years… especially when I was on social media, where it was ridiculously rampant. But this fine, upstanding, and perfectly delicate citizen managed to top them all, and truly takes the sponge cake.
A shiny new No-Prize is already whizzing its ways to him…
But, really, what I should be sending him is my Villains books.
The first volume especially would ensure the next time a shopping cart notice threatens him, he’d be able to stand tall, look it in the eye, shake his fist at the screen, and give that rascally old notice a Count of Monte Cristo-like verbal beat down:
"Do your worst, for I shall do mine!"
Speaking of the first book…
Here is an example of how they it is changing lives:
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…about 8 years ago I was hired to do some editing for a guy who was transitioning from the world of finance into being a Life Coach (he got fired from his Wall Street banking job and couldn't find anyone else to pay him 6 figures a year). I went through all his written material, which was massive, and boiled his advice down to 3 lines:
Get more sleep.
Eat more vegetables.
Find something you like to do in life and do that, whatever it is.
For this earthshaking and life changing advice, his entry level product carried a $1500 price tag. And as far as I know he sold quite a few copies.
I bring this up because I got more value (by a factor of 1000) in the first ten pages of Volume 1 than anyone was ever going to squeeze out of the entirety of Mr. Life Coach's tripe, and for the insanely low price of $7.99 for the first two volumes as a bundle.
Given your propensity for sticking three and four figure price tags on your work, Villains is an absolute gift. Any father who has a son who he wants to see become a success should be on Amazon right now making the purchase and setting some time aside to do a little group reading and studying with his kid(s).
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In my biased opinion, the first book can get anyone’s year started right.
To grab it, simply do this:
1. Go to the URL below
2. Buy “Persuasion Secrets Of The World’s Most Charismatic & Influential Villains”
3. If you like that one, check out the other two, which build upon the foundation of that first volume
Here’s the link:
http://www.VillainsBook.com
Ben Settle