“Troll Olympics” Gold Medalist
Published: Tue, 09/03/19
“Your emails are shit! If you are an authority on email marketing then God truly did make the world in only 7 days lol.... DICK”
Preach it, troll boy, preach it!
Do some angry push ups then give elBenbo what for!
But, then there was a plot twist to save my delicate self-esteem.
These two emails arrived right after troll boy's witty repertoire…
Andres Pedraza wrote:
“The Schwartz material is so good, that I still read your ads as they come in and damn if I'm not tempted to buy it again, even though I was probably the first one to buy it, when you first sent out the link. It's been an interesting weekend, listening to it and digesting it.”
And then Jenn Mayers said:
“a thank you... Only the squirreliest of gooroo fanboys (or gals) wouldn't see the value of this offer. Me? I snatched it up from the first email you sent. Plus... I've been reading and enjoying all of the promo emails and my bank account asked me to tell you..."Thank you"
Whew!
For a second there I was worried…
Anyway, the $20 Schwartz offer ends in a few short days.
Get your lovin’ here:
http://www.CopySlacker.com/labor
Ben “Troll Bait” Settle
P.S. Many more emails to come this week about this Schwartz offer.
If they give you heartburn or if you think it's "too much!" then you can either (1) troll about it which, as you've seen here, will simply inspire me to write *more* emails to send today to further enrage you and enrich myself, or (2) be a grown up and simply delete them or opt out.