A muppet-proof offer
Published: Tue, 10/13/15
My UK pal, greens drink seller, and *anti-muppet* Tim Goodwin says:
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The latest Email Players dropped through the post box today... It's an exciting day in the Goodwin household... We all cheer and yell "Yay it's Ben Mail" (seriously we do)
All I can say is... I HATE YOU!
You've left me absolutely nothing!
Not a single tiny shred of a "get out" card. I have zero gap to exploit my finely honed ability to procrastinate.
OK you started out strong with Mel Gibson's director advice... Taking those 3 "E's" certain set my mind on fire!
Then the paranoid delusions saw me panic and burn through every last page in my "my product is different" excuse book, with the section on creating new markets for existing products. Even with our physical product, I still forget we can serve more than one market!
Then you showed me EXACTLY what was missing from my emails...
How a hearse showed me how to stick a salty finger into the open wound of my clients
And the final nail in the coffin, some brain training to cure my "writers blank screen" problem.
All within 16 pages of text - and I haven't even read the bonus stuff you sent through!
Remind me next time to put the kettle on BEFORE I open my "Ben Mail"
Damn you Ben!
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Tim’s email above gave me an idea.
An awful idea.
The elBenbo got a wonderful, *awful* idea…
And that is, for the next 24 hours (tomorrow, Wednesday October 14th at 10:30 am Pacific/California time) I’m going to do a sort of “retroactive” deadline. If you subscribe to Email Players by that deadline I’ll send this month’s October issue to you.
But, again, the deadline is 24 hours.
I have to emphasize that.
Why?
Because every. single. time. I do a 24 hour special kind of offer like this, some muppet *always* complains how it isn’t fair, I'm a jerk (which is true), they didn’t see the email until whenever, and I need to be more sensitive to other people's needs, blah blah blah.
So I want to muppet-proof this offer as much as possible.
Anyway, the clock’s ticking.
You got 24 hours.
If you want this month’s issue still go here:
http://www.EmailPlayers.com
Ben Settle
P.S. Again, this offer ends at 10:30 am pacific (California) time tomorrow, Wednesday October 14th.
Anyway, carry on my wayward droogie…