My customers not allowed to do math
Published: Fri, 01/29/21
“Boyfriend not allowed.”
Basically, she was over attached & clingy.
And, her boyfriend wasn’t “allowed” to do any number of things.
Like, for example:
“My boyfriend not allowed to break up with me. You wanna see other people? Look out the window.”
Or…
“My Boyfriend Not Allowed to sing his ABCs in public. Some hoe might catch feelings. you know these hoes love educated men.”
Or…
“My boyfriend not allowed to communicate with his ex, whatever ya'll gotta talk about, you should've said when ya'll was together.”
One of my favorites, though, is:
“My boyfriend isn't allowed to do math, wtf he trying to do? Divide his Heart, subtract me & add a new Girl?”
Here’s why I bring this last one up especially:
Doing math can be a powerful persuasion tool in your sales copy if you follow the tip for using it in sales copy (inspired by something Alfred Hitchcock once said) found on pages 5 & 18 inside the upcoming February “Email Players” issue — which can potentially help cut off all the mental doors of escape your prospect has when reading your sales copy.
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Ben Settle