An awful cold email pitch from a wonderful bloke

Published: Fri, 01/08/21

Another doozy of a pitch from my cold email crank file, for your reading displeasure:

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Hello Benjamin Settle,

I am Rakhi Gupta (elBENBO: BIG FAN OF YOUR TV APPEARANCES, MY FRIEND). Business Development Executive for a Mobile/Web Application Development company from India.

We happened to check your area in your website. I must say that your team has done a great job. (elBENBO: THE BOYS WORKED ROUND THE CLOCK PUTTING UP MY WORDPRESS BLOG.)

Would you be interested in: -

• Android Apps
• iPhone Apps
• IPad/Tablet Apps
• Web Apps
• Mobile App layout and UX design

We believe in quality work and customer satisfaction, hence we offer a set of flexible pricing models to our customers so that they can select the best as per their business requirements. (elBENBO: YOU SIR, ARE A WONDERFUL BLOKE FOR OFFERING.)

Let me know your app idea if you have any requirement then get back to us, we can build it. Give us an opportunity to serve you. I assure you would like our solution and services.

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