The iocane powder of cold emails?
Published: Wed, 01/06/21
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Bold email here and it’s probably a mistake to send to you like this but reviewing your website, wrong often works.
I’m looking to share a new travel affiliate program with online influencers and not waste time with beginners. [elBENBO: WE CERTAINLY WOULDN'T WANT TO DEAL WITH BEGINNERS NOW WOULD WE?]
My name is Warren from Sydney, Australia. [elBENBO: ISN'T AUSTRALIA WHERE THEY SHIPPED ALL THE CRIMINALS, AND WHERE IOCANE POWDER COMES FROM?]
May I send you more info that could be the single most Valuable email you’ve received today.
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Here’s another schlub typing to hear himself write in a cold email:
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Ben,
Your LinkedIn profile caught my editor's attention [TRULY ASTONISHING CONSIDERING I HAVEN’T HAD A LINKEDIN ACCOUNT SINCE NOVEMBER 2018], and based on what you are doing at bensettle [YOU’RE MISSING THE .COM, SPANKY), we thought you might be interested in appearing on our "Entrepreneur Spotlight Zoom Interview Series" You can check them out online at DotCom Magazine. [SOUNDS SWANKY]
Ben, if you are interested in being interviewed about your business on the video show, please let me know and I'll send the info over. We have a very small production charge to make your interview look like and feel like a CNN-Fox News type interview [YOU MEAN IT’LL LOOK & FEEL LIKE FAKE NEWS?], but they are a really innovative marketing peice.Video gets shared 1200% more than text so we thought you would be a perfect candidate for this expsoure!
Would love to get you on the show to talk about bensettle.
Please let me know, and I can send the info over!
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There was also an opt-out link.
Yes, for an email that was presumably supposed to look 1-on-1 and personal.
I can’t say for sure — but I would bet green money he has his pronouns in his social media profiles, and wears a mask while driving around in his car alone.
Whatever the case, never a dull moment at Chateau Settle.
Even if, the cold emails I get are rather dull.
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