This email contains a buck nekid sales pitch of cosmic proportions

Published: Thu, 12/31/20

Today’s the deadline to get the January “Email Players” issue.

Here’s what awaits you inside its crisp, icy pages:

* The startling persuasion tactic I used to help “convert” a big city Millennial-minded, pro-choice/pro-Bernie liberal woman into a small town right-winger who loves guns & Trump. (And how to start using it in all your marketing to convert more sales.)

* Two movie scenes that are like advanced masterclasses in how to influence & persuade. (Including possibly even helping get you out of serious legal trouble if you should ever be in such a situation. No promises & it ain't legal advice, of course, but it's potent persuasion indeed…)

* An example of how to help attract the “cream of the crop” employees, assistants, or team members if you should need to hire such.

* A clever way to persuade your way out of the dog house with your wife or girlfriend when she’s PO’d at you.

* An example of what to say in the first few minutes of a VSL to help make your pitch stick out from the bleating herd, as well as help sell offers that are inherently complicated. (Bonus benefit: doing this can potentially cut down your refund requests dramatically as well.)

* A secret kind of page (not a sales page or anything you see taught in copywriting books) new business’ can use to help build an extremely high quality & high class customer base right off the bat. (We did this with Learnistic earlier this year, and the difference in response & quality of customer was off the charts.)

* A powerful "twist" I put on my sales copy for my last book launch that helped make it the single biggest, most successful, and most profitable launch I’ve ever orchestrated.

* A horrifying persuasion lesson (about corpses in an Indonesian village) that can make it so your list, leads, and customers can’t help but think about what you’re selling — even if they would ordinarily have no interest.

More:

The January issue also contains a bonus elBenbo’s Lair insert with 10 advanced writing techniques straight from the brain of Ray Bradbury - one of the most prolific writers who ever walked the earth.

Some of the secrets in this bonus insert include:

* How to instantly cure yourself of writers block

* A writing drill for becoming not just good but great at copywriting

* The single best writing device — seen abundantly in the old Greek, Norse, and Roman myths — you can use in your sales copy if you want to ratchet up your sales and response

* The “Lizard” technique for writing emails people love to read

* Why Ray Bradbury would have loved & highly approved of the great Matt Furey’s “nothing bad happens to a writer” teaching

* The “Lost Horizon Technique” (invented by the infamous movie director Frank Capra) for editing sales copy that makes it almost impossible to bore or lose your readers (and, thus, unnecessarily lose sales)

* Why you’ll almost certainly make more sales writing an email in 30-minutes vs spending 3-hours writing it

* And a ho’ bunch more

All right, here’s the deal, Daddy-o:

You don’t have much time to get this issue.

When I send it to the printer today, that’ll be it, and too it'll be too late.

So if you want it, I suggest getting it before your New Years fun commences.

Hit that jolly, candy-like link below, carefully read the sales letter, and take it from there:

https://www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle