Doberman Dan and the merchant account of Doom

Published: Fri, 12/08/17

A few years back my pal Doberman Dan Gallapoo was telling me about how after years of “hounds tooth clean” selling supplements online, his merchant account shut him down out of the blue — without explanation or warning. Some muckety-muck simply decided he was a high risk business and that was that — even though his track record was spotless.

Luckily, he had a back up merchant account.

And, he simply switched it on and was back in bid’niz.

That is, until a week later that blessed back up merchant account shut him down, too.

Again, with no warning or explanation.

But ol’ Doberman Dan, being the sly dog he is, had a back up to his back up, and switched that on and was back in the business.

Anyway, such is the fickle nature of merchant accounts.

And, why Dan had been on me like flies on pewp for YEARS to not only have a backup merchant account, but a back up of my back up, and a back up of that back up, and so on, and so forth.

That’s a lot of work, though.

And, since elBenbo is the king of procrastination, I kept ignoring his advice.

(Sweating bullets the whole time.)

I went several years as vulnerable as the soft spot in Smaug’s hide — just ripe for a giant black arrow to kill my business from a bureaucraic marksman trying to prove his quality to the muckety-mucks.

Enter my pal Glenn Livingston.

Glenn and his business partner (who got shut down, and spent years navigating the system to figure out who the best merchant accounts where, and how to defend against fraudulent chargebacks and other schemes) are sort of like to merchant accounts what a good insurance agent is to people who use insurance. They are like “go to guys” for setting you up with merchant accounts and getting the best fees (the one I just got through them will save me at least $1k - $2k per month — found money), including multiple merchant accounts, for added protection so your income doesn’t dry up if you’re suddenly shut down by yours.

i.e. you can get a back up and a back up to your back up…

(Like I’m doing, I have 3 now, and am getting more through Glenn’s service.)

Glenn and his partner and the reps they set you up with also go to bat for you if there are any problems. (Not only freeing up your time, but possibly helping prevent someone from shutting down out of the blue, which can happen to any direct marketer — even if you have zero chargebacks and have done nothing wrong — without notice, reason, or explanation. All it takes is someone at the bank knighting your business as high risk, and BAM!)

Bottom line:

They help you have peace of mind.

And, also, save you a lot in fees.

Plus, like an insurance agent or list broker:

You don’t pay them or me (as one of their affiliates).

The merchant accounts do.

(You aren’t paying any extra.)

Finally:

If you use Glenn’s service to get a merchant account using the link below, and if you send me your first statement, I will give you a free copy of my new “Email Players Lifestyle” product — which shows you how to “convert” your current business into a simple, yet more profitable, business (using my business structure), making you more of the green stuff and saving you more of the time.

I have not yet launched it.

But, when I do, it will go for probably around $300.

And, will likely only be available to “Email Players” subscribers.

So if you want merchant account peace of mind, and lower fees, along with a free copy of my newest product, hit ye the jump below, get your merchant account (or back up merchant account) through Glenn, and then send me your first statement (if you want “The Email Players Lifestyle” product).

All right, here’s my nekid affiliate link:

http://www.EmailPlayers.com/merchant

Ben Settle