elBenbo wallows in misery during the holidays

Published: Thu, 11/23/17

Today is Thanksgiving here in the good ol’ US.

And, unlike a lot of emails you’ll see today, I’m not going to yap on about what I’m thankful for. (And really, why would you care, anyway?) Instead, I’m going to talk about what I’m NOT thankful for. (Which you also probably don't care about, either, now that I think about it...)

Here’s a list:

(Not by any means exhaustive):

* Corrupt judges, politicians, lawyers, and cops (see the Innocence Project for how widespread this is)

* Violent protestors bought and paid for by billionaires that live overseas

* Media lies and manipulation that make what's good seem bad and what's bad seem good

* Innocent kids slaughtered in the womb (which should be the safest place for a child, in my way of thinking) via state supported (and sometimes state dictated) abortion

* Government illegally spying on its own citizens and the sheeple defending it (because terrorists!)

* Hillary's cackle

* Trump’s combover

* And the list goes on…

(I’m just getting warmed up here, Sunshine.)

So go ahead.

Enjoy your turkey.

Me?

I’ll be slipping slowly into madness today.

(While I eat turkey, drink beer, and watch football, of course…)

Tomorrow?

Black Friday.

I suggest avoiding Wal-Mart.

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Ben Settle