One way to take the sting out of the Titans DVDs price tag

Published: Sun, 10/08/17

“Email Players” subscriber Richard Emmons writes:

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Hi Ben,

I drove a car into the ground. It was collecting dust. Your DVD offer motivated me to Craigslist it.

But I hate getting all the calls. So I wrote this villainous ad and got just one call. The buyer offered $1000 sight unseen. He loved the “bruttally honest ad.”

Now I have $1000 to pay for half the DVDs.

. . .

You Don't Want This Mercedes - $1200

I get it that it looks great, drives smoothly and has a sun roof.

But this 1996 Mercedes e300 has issues...

You'll need to add antifreeze every few weeks.

You'll never win a drag race because this diesel is slow.

You can't plug your iPhone into the stereo.

You can load six CD's at a time...in the trunk. Don't try this while you're driving down the road.

You'll get a car with over 275,000 miles. Will you get another 50,000? 20,000? Who knows?

This car cost over $40,000 new when Bill Clinton was president of the United States.
You can get it now for just 3% of the original price.

If you want it.

Yes, just $1200 will let you prove that "perception is not reality."

The first person with the moolah gets it.

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I do so dig on ingenuity.

(And props to Richard on writing that ad)

Anyway, the Titans DVD’s and the ridiculous amount of bonuses, disappear like a fart in the wind come midnight (PST) tonight.

Here’s the link, baby:

http://www.EmailPlayers.com/titans

Ben Settle