The most obnoxiously blatant sales pitch in your inbox today

Published: Tue, 02/28/17

Today is the deadline to get the March “Email Players” issue.

A few of the ditty’s inside include:

* How to use a theory created by an infamous psychologist to pound out hundreds of emails people can’t resist buying from (even if they don’t want to be sold).

* A sleepy little Bible verse you can use to trick your competition into selling your products for you — without them even knowing it.

* elBenbo’s unfiltered opinion on putting so-called “open loops” in your emails.

* How a self-described ass-hole constant’s brilliant book ad template that is perfect for writing emails with.

* How to beat spam filters by *embracing* them.

* A secret stash of email ideas online inspired by the late, great copywriter Gene Schwartz.

* How to profit from being in gmail’s promotions or junk mail folders.

* And a ho’ bunch mo’…

I’m sending this bad-boy into the printer later today.

Get your lovin’ here while you still can:

http://www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle