Captain Planet kills some trees for fun and profit

Published: Wed, 03/01/17

Recently “Email Players” subscriber Marc Mawinney launched a print newsletter. And, some dork actually complained to him about it citing some nonsense about killing trees.

I found that funny, of course.

In fact, I am often amused by the typical environmentalist's rationalization hamster.

Example:

A chick I dated last Fall was big into the environment.

Always obnoxiously lecturing about global warming (or whatever the newest theory is, I lose track).

Always going on about her Masters Degree in environmental journalism.

Anyway, I ordered some ice cream via mail order and it came in a giant styrofoam box. As soon as she saw it the finger wagging started, the bullshyt statistics started being quoted, and the regurgitating what her professors taught her to think began in earnest.

Of course, that didn’t stop her from eating the ice cream…

Or partaking of ice cream again when the next evil styrofoam shipment came.

Anyway, I find triggering these people endlessly amusing.

They think anyone who doesn’t worship Gaea, doesn’t buying into Al Gore’s idiotic Inconvenient Truth documentary, and who doesn’t believe government is the cure-all for the planet’s ills wants the earth to turn into Mordor.

Anyway, here’s why I bring this up:

I recently had all my Kindle books put into one big 600+ page book called “Ben Settle’s Big Book Of Business” — and the *print* version is now available. And, that means a LOT of trees are gonna die for the elBenbo Cause.

It includes all these books in one tome:

* Blue Chip Email Secrets

* Selling from the Trenches

* Newbie-Proof Traffic Secrets

* Negotiation Secrets of the World's Most Persuasive Men and Women

* 12 "Mish-Mash" Joint Venture Secrets You Can Profit from in as Little as 60 Minutes or Less

* How to Write, Produce, and Profit from Print Newsletters

* How to Quickly Get More Business by Being a Local Celebrity

* How to Get Clients in a Bad Economy

* Crypto Copywriting Secrets

* Crackerjack Positioning

* Christian Business Secrets

* The Affiliate Trump Card

* 10 “Street-Smart” Secrets of an Email Marketing Strategist Who Lives and Dies by His Results

* Persuasion Secrets of the World’s Most Charismatic & Influential Villains

Here is the link:

http://www.EmailPlayers.com/big

Ben “Captain Planet” Settle