How to use violence to turn 1 & 2-star reviews into sales
Published: Mon, 01/02/17
It’s a gift.
It’s something you *thank* them for.
Why?
Because when you get good enough at it, you simply receive the energy (thanks, bruh!), and then redirect it right back at them 2-5 times (or more ) harder — at least as hard as your body weight in force (it only takes about 30 lbs of force to know a man down).
It’s a principle I apply to bid’niz, too.
Take 1 or 2-star reviews, for example.
Here’s a juicy one from a sweet gal named Sue for my “Persuasion Secrets Of The World’s Most Charismatic & Influential Villains” book:
“I cannot imagine anyone actually liking this book and taking it seriously? He basically tells you to be a jerk and you'll get what you want. I have a different philosophy I go by which is to be kind to people but that's one of the things he says to definitely not do and to not put anyone or anything outside your 'mission' first. Not even your spouse. I feel sorry for the guy actually. He had a couple of good quotes in there in the beginning but 80% of this book was a waste.”
Thank you Sue, for that.
I have now just scooped up her energy.
(Like a 3rd baseman scooping up a shot right at him down the line.)
And, like that 3rd baseman will use that energy he scooped up to throw the ball harder than he normally would be able to… I am going to use Sue's energy to hit back harder to make a sale.
Actually, I don’t even have to do it.
A reply to the reviewer will do it for me -- Lianne-Carla replied back directly:
“You bought a book about Villain’s
and, expected it to say be nice to people?
That's like looking for steak recipes
in a vegan cook book.”
And so it is.
My Villains book is not about being “nice.”
Nobody, not even God Himself in the Bible, is described as “nice.”
Why?
Because nice will get you killed eventually.
My book teaches you to, yes, be respectful and kind… but never nice. That is, if you want to make the most sales and have the most peace of mind and happiness you can get while you walk this mud hole planet.
Or, sally forth and keep being Mr. Nice Guy White Knight Mush Cookie all you want.
Go ahead.
Do it.
I care not.
But if you are sick of being kicked around, treated like a second class citizen, being rejected by people, and playing life by everyone else’s rules while you smile in public and cry in private… then Yours Un-nicely can help.
My book will roto-rooter all that nice horse shyt out of your brain.
Install a thick slab of steel on your back bone.
And, change the way people treat you (literally) overnight.
Tall words?
Maybe.
Or, maybe… just maybe I speaketh the truth as do the almost 40 4 & 5 star reviews (completely unsolicited — I didn’t bribe or beg anyone to like some of these so-called Amazon "best-sellers" do).
It’s a whopping $2.99 on Kindle.
(ooh)
Here it be:
http://www.EmailPlayers.com/villains
Ben Settle