My evil plans for you
Published: Fri, 12/09/16
Yes, even though it gives you ample opportunity to escape my trap.
Anyway, in case this isn't obvious by now (over the years only a few people have ever caught on) yes, I am literally trying to get you chemically addicted to my daily emails. Every time you see my smiling name in your inbox, and rush to open it (forsaking all other emails, even the *important* ones), you just satisfied a dopamine drip in your brain.
Now your brain craves more of the same.
And each time you submit to this craving, the stronger your addiction becomes.
And the stronger your addiction becomes, the more my evil grows...
It is my goal to get you to ignore any non-Ben Settle/elBenbo communications, and spend as much time as possible engorging your mind on my often pointless rantings and ravings and hijinx -- 24/7, 365 days per year.
What?
You think you can just stop cold turkey?
** elBenbo lets out an evil, Hillary Clinton-like cackle **
Not gonna happen.
There is no hope of rescue from this addiction.
Not possibility of escape.
Soon, you will beg me for deliverance…
Or:
You can simply learn how to have this kind of effect on your own email lists. My Villains book shows you how to get into the right kind of “mindset” for such a task. No, it’s not about email or marketing or lists. But, the info inside can help you become far more skilled at those things and more.
Click that filthy little link below to get your Villain lovin’:
http://www.EmailPlayers.com/villain
Tomorrow?
Something even more diabolical.
(Especially to the mush cookies who are offended at my writing…)
Ben Settle