Behold the most frighteningly blatant sales pitch ever

Published: Mon, 10/31/16

The November “Email Players” issue goes to the printer tonight while the ghosts and goblins (and, even scarier, kids darting around the neighborhood binging on sugar) run amok.

Here are some of the tricks and treats inside:

* How to write a blatant affiliate email pitch and have your list love you for it. (Instead of calling the whaaaambulence on you.)

* A secret way of using simple check lists in your emails to explode your sales the very first time you use it. (One of my subscribers went from 2 or 3 sales per day to making 11 sales in a single day using this. Details on page 14.)

* The single best way ever invented for positioning yourself as the “go to” resource in your niche. (I learned this from observing a fat comedian and a skinny doctor — if you did *just* this, you will never want for customers, clients, or sales ever again.)

* A masterpiece lesson on persuasion handed to you on a golden platter from some of TV’s best screenwriters.

* How to use the oldest writing advice in the world to make your emails 10 x’s easier to write and buy from.

* The controversial “king/queen” theory on relationships that makes both men and women much happier. (Nothing to do with business, but it’s in there on page 3.)

* A shining example of how to invalidate all your competition without shyt talking them.

* And a ho’ bunch more…

I’m sending this ghoul to the printer today.

If you want in, you have to do it now:

http://www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle