Smell that?

Published: Sun, 10/09/16

Once upon a time Yours Unruly I was starting to worry about his lack of complaint mail. Frankly, I was thinking maybe I was losing my touch. Then, this zinger arrived gift-wrapped with a big bow on it for me that same day:

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Jeez, your emails are so disgusting.
Always selling your silly emailplayers nonsense.
Learn to give helpful contents first for a start.
And puhlease, stop all those your silly try at
trying to sound warm. It's disgusting. Good bye

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Smell that?

That’s the sweet smell of lil' bytch.

And, while it’s cute and purely emotional, it’s also useful.

How?

Because it’s a reminder that if all you get is praise, you’re probably doing something wrong. But, if you get nipped at by an ankle-biter every now and then (and more often is better), you know you’re doing something right and should carry on with whatever you’re doing my wayward droogie.

Anyway, I reckon some snowflake will whine there’s no “content” in this email.

But, there is.

And, the smart folks will use and profit from it.

More about (Gasp!) “Email Players” here:

http://www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle

P.S. Another email lesson:

Whenever someone complains, and it’s just pure emotion and whining, remember that’s fodder for your emails.

See?

Two profitable lessons for the price of none.

Not to sound too warm, but… you’re welcome.