A bone-chilling blatant sales pitch

Published: Fri, 09/30/16

The special “Halloween” October edition of the “Email Players” issue goes to the printer today.

Here are some of the hair-raising secrets waiting for you inside:

* A case study showing you exactly how to turn the “boogey men” that haunt your market into a steady flow of sales for the rest of your natural life.

* The scary psychological truth (yes, actual psychologists back elBenbo up on this) about “moving the free line” — and why it’s one the worst ways to sell in emails ever invented.

* The frighteningly simple case for using “shallow dive” surveys. (Just send out an email with these two questions and you’ll know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, exactly what to sell to your list they are already wanting to buy and spend their hard earned smackola on.)

* How to profit from scary accusations (like “racist!” or “sexist!” or whatever other baseless name that ends in an “ist” some pathetic social justice warrior hiding behind a cartoon image on twitter ankle-bites at you with. No need to fear these evil monsters, it’s easy to slay them and grab the gold from their corpses…)

* A blood-curdling successful email template I use each year to bring in sales on Halloween. (Simply model the *structure* of it — don’t copy & paste it like a pathetic goo-roo fanboy — send to your list, and watch your list throw you sales as if it was Halloween candy.)

* A hauntingly simple way to get people to fall in love with you (and, also, fall in love with *buying* from you.)

* And the list of terrifying benefits goes on…

Also:

I’m including a bonus treat in your trick or treat bag that’ll have you up nights, unable to sleep, it’s so blood-thirstily gratifying to anyone wanting to be more influential, persuasive, and charismatic.

But, today’s the deadline to get in on this horror show.

Click the spine-tingling link below while there’s still a little time to get it:

http://www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle