Even a bum rattling a paper cup full of coins can afford it

Published: Fri, 03/18/16

Behold ye an opportunity-minded customer:

(Not an investor-minded customer)

"I got a ton of real value
from the first issue you
sent me and I'll be back
when finances permit.
Thank you!"


He no doubt skimmed the "Email Players" ad.

Got emotional.

Skipped the part about who should NOT subscribe.

Then, got one issue, did absolutely nothing with it, and thinks he
can come back later you know, after he gets his financial house in
order.

Sorry Spanky, it just don't work that way.

Here's why:

1. No discipline

For one, if his financial situation is that dire, he should never
have subscribed in the first place. The sales letter even spells
that out. Don't go into debt over buying any of my products.

If you can't afford it, you don't need it.

Your grandparents were on to something with that advice...

2. No implementation

"Email Players" is not meant to be a hobby.

A lot of goo-roo fanboys especially treat informational products
like hobbies, not investments. They buy them, put them on the shelf
to display, but don't actually implement. If this dude, for
example, has even a small list and an offer people want, he could
have used the information in the issue (he admitted to getting
"real value" out of) and "Email Players Playbook" to start making
sales. Those sales would easily pay for his subscription and,
mayhaps even help him out of his financial bind.

But, even "Email Players" won't make you sales by "osmosis."

Possessing ain't enough.

You gotta use it.

Otherwise, it won't do you a lick of good.

Incidentally, the sales letter spells that out too:

"'Email Players' is not for people who can't focus and never
implement anything (while complaining about 'information
overload')... Or those who are on a tight budget... Or goo-roo
fanboys who think they can learn a super secret 'ninja' email trick
today and be rich by next Thursday.

Finally...

3. It's not really the money

Money is NEVER the reason.

Ever.

It comes out to $3.23 per day.

Even a drug addicted bum rattling a vomit-stained paper cup full of
coins on the street corner can come up with $3.23 per day.

People piss that amount away on coffee alone.

So it's about priorities.

And never the price.

Anyway, it always amuses me when people who I have blackballed try
to come back. "Ben, the shopping cart won't let me order I REALLY
want this next issue!"

Of course you want it, babycakes.

But, you ain't getting it.

Once you been blackballed it takes a year to redeem thyself.

And even then you gotta prove to me you've changed yo' wicked ways.
That you're not making a decision on raw emotion. And, yes, will
implement.

Otherwise, get thee away.

"Email Players" is for people who're are investor-minded.

Who implement.

And, who play to win.

(Not to not lose.)

If that's you... here's where to subscribe:

http://www.EmailPlayers.com

Everyone else?

Go ogle your favorite goo-roo's youtube channel.

Or play on Flakebook.

Or whatever it is opportunity-minded peeps do.

But stay the hellz away from me.

I got real entrepreneurs to help.

Peace out.

Ben Settle

P.S. Yes, it could be (although maybe not, hasn't hurt me over the
years so far...) this policy costs me a lot of sales. But there are
more important things in life than money. Like, for example,
selling to people who you are proud to associate with (in this
case, investor-minded people) and not just taking anyone on as
customer who is willing to throw money at you.