The porno email that made me irresistible to her
Published: Mon, 02/15/16
“Ben gimme more free content!”
“Ben, teach me something advanced for free!”
“Ben, I can’t afford ‘Email Players’ can’t you throw a fan a free bone?”
Sigh.
Okay, fine you needy little buggers.
elBenbo has heard thy cries.
And, I have decided to have mercy on you.
Check this out:
Last week my ex-copywriting apprentice interviewed me for her new site and, because I am a kind, romantic, sensitive, and tender soul… I decided to teach a bunch of tips and ideas I not only would normally charge money for… but, in some cases, have never talked about publicly at all.
(Including in “Email Players”)
Here’s a sweet taste of what’s inside:
* The porno email I wrote that got a chick to fall for me.
* The Vegas stripper’s secret to getting more email click-thrus.
* A secret email subject line template that gets your emails opened by twice as many people!
* The simplest way to increase email open rates ever invented.
* How to know if you’ve gone “too far” when writing subject lines.
* Jesus Christ’s secret to spewing freebie seekers and low class subscribers off your list (while making the buyers eager to send you more of the green stuff).
* How to almost instantly create compelling email content any time you want — even if you struggle with writing a grocery list now.
* The world’s most fool-proof email call to action copy ever invented (literally say exactly this and you’ll never have to worry about how to close the sale ever again).
* The “deranged” email secret that is perfect for selling to snobs, intellectuals, and other people who think their poopikus doesn’t stink.
* And so much more, I’m basically stealing from myself giving it away free.
But, a word of warning:
She agreed to my request to not leave it up for long, though.
So, listen to or download it today -- while it's hot on your mind, and while you still can:
http://www.arditoadvertising.com/interviews/
Ben Settle