elBenbo looks out for the feminists

Published: Sun, 01/13/19

Let me tell you a story.
Not all that long ago, there was a woman with some community college business course experience so fed up with the male patriarchy and capitalism running the business world, she decided to start a feminist business school to fight masculine capitalism. And, according to the news article, she said it’s much better to have businesses run on feminine traits — like mindfulness, gratitude, and generosity, to promote the “redistribution of money and power” (exact quote) — than it is to have businesses run on masculine traits — like individualism, speed, and efficiency.

My opinion?

I think feminists'd do better listening to their uncle elBenbo.

In fact, here’s my 3-step, 100% “feminist-friendly” business plan:

* Build an email list of people who have money to spend

* Mail it daily with offers they want to buy

* When they buy something, deliver it in a timely and efficient manner, and then sell them something else

But, I’ll admit:

My ways are 100% based on capitalism.

And, also, individuality, speed, and efficiency.

(Mindfulness, gratitude, and generosity are all great, but don’t pay the bills in my experience.)

So probably a non-starter for the woman above and anyone who agrees with her.

But for everyone else?

Go here to learn my evil, toxic-patriarchal email copywriting ways:

http://www.EmailPlayers.com

Ben Settle