This email contains an ethical bribe from the devil
Published: Fri, 05/11/18
Here's the deal:
If you buy this novel (in print or Kindle) *before* the deadline below I will give you:
“The Zoe Tapes - Volume 4”
These videos contain 15 profitable "power lessons" I taught last year while walking my short, hot-dog shaped (and long suffering) dog Zoe on the beach nobody else has ever seen.
Some of the lessons on these videos include:
* Email Mysteries Of An Ancient Pharaoh
* Copywriting Secrets From The Marital Bed Chambers
* Secret Of The $100 T-shirt
* How To Use Old Video Games To Master Almost Any Marketing Skill You Want
* The other strangest secret
* Perps breaking the #1 law of direct response marketing
* Marketing proles who treat investments as expenses
* Sniffing strange poop
* Why specialists spank generalists
* The King of Late Night Email
* Why You Can't "Value" Someone Out Of Asking For A Refund
* Always Be Closing
* How Being Happy Keeps People Broke
* Direct Mail Kills The Facebook Star
* A Secret Way Of Using Your Bathroom To Generate Million Dollar Ideas
How do you get your sandy paws on these videos?
Simply do this:
1. Go to the link below by Sunday, May 13th at 11:59 pm (EST)
2. Buy my novel “Lucifer’s Favorite” (in either print or Kindle)
3. Forward me the Amazon receipt (screen shot is fine)
Since some people think deadlines don't apply to them:
Let me make this 100% clear - You must send me your receipt by the deadline. If you send me your receipt after that, you don't get the videos.
(Even if you bought the book before the deadline).
Here is the link:
http://www.EnochWars.com
Now, off with you!
*swats you on the rear*
Ben Settle
P.S. If you are an especially good boy or ghoul, and buy all 7 books (and send me the receipts to prove you bought them) I will send you The Zoe Tapes Volumes 1-3, along with Volume 4.
Here are the tips found on those puppies:
* How to get clients chasing you down and stalking you... even if you suck at copywriting
* Zoe's guide to picking the perfect copywriting apprentice or copy cub
* The case for hardcore negativity
* You know what they say about guys with big funnels...
* Pubic hairs stuck to your JV’s
* The secret of elBenbo’s sticky hands
* How to get ice cold leads hotly jumping in your lap begging for your attention
* Valuable life-changing lesson from elBenbo’s silent business partner
* Buying vs paying for things
* Kung fu Zoe
* Sneaker waves that'll swallow your business soul
* Flowery hands and embroidered fingers = a deserved azz whuppin
* How to out-Lenox the Lenoxes
* Why I don’t do bloated “buffet” marketing
* The one time elBenbo prefers free
* How to write fast
* How to "program" people to always read your emails
* How positioning yourself as an expert hurts sales
* How people use “gamesmanship” to psychologically and emotionally sabotage you
* Pooping on sacred ground
* How to create your own copywriting tactics
* The secret of startled force
* The billion dollar supernatural copywriting secret
* How to frustrate the hell out of your competition
* How to profit from toxic whiteness
* How to not be an annoying pest to your list
* The only copywriting client that matters
* How to profit from being vulnerable
* How to be more productive by doing less work
* How opposing force in emails can get your brand's ass kicked
* How to be the most persuasive guy in the room
* The dog cookie secret of one of the best direct mail writers you've never heard of
* How to muffle objections in your ads
* The 6 most profitable words in marketing
* The strangest productivity secret
* Swearing in emails
* Pitching vs Selling
* Making the skeleton break dance
* Cheap is the new expensive
* Energetically aligned broke coaches
* Why personality typing is the secret brew of business and sales
* Pioneers get rich and tenderfoots get scalped
* Personal branding ex-spurts
* Why people secretly love salesmen
* Why not all price shoppers are the devil
Again, to get all these, you'd have to buy all 7 books.
(And send me the receipts)
Here's the monstrous link again:
http://www.EnochWars.com
The deadline is by 11:59 pm this Sunday, May 13 EST (New York/East Coast US time). If you send me your receipt after that, I am not sending you the videos (but appreciate your patronage to the Cause, of course…)