The Ren & Stimpy copywriting "gross-out" effect
Published: Fri, 02/02/18
"I'm willing to bet that, during formative years, your brilliantly twisted mind was at least partly shaped by infamous Ren & Stimpy close ups... The ones that cannot be unseen. Ask me how I know haha. What else could explain your daily disturbed masterful ravings...? Or why I enjoy reading them soo much. So very much. Muy bien, muchacho."
Hes not wrong.
In fact, useless trivial:
"Ren & Stimpy" was the single most popular show on cable TV in the US during the great animator John Kricfalusi's run. And, John K's "zoom in on the disturbing parts so you cant unsee it" storytelling is a major influence on my copywriting & and email style.
More usless trivia:
It's also a huge influence on the style of writing in my Enoch Wars novels, too.
(Much to the annoyance of many a female reader especially...)
Speaking of which:
I'm bribing people to buy my latest Enoch Wars book (titled "Hell's Slave") with a pile of Valuable video trainings I shot last year.
Here's the deal:
If you buy "Hell's Slave" I will give you "The Zoe Tapes - Volume 3".
These are 15 profitable "power lessons" I taught last year while walking my short-suffering dog Zoe on the beach that nobody else has ever seen.
Some of the lessons on these videos include:
* How to be the most persuasive guy in the room
* The dog cookie secret of one of the best direct mail writers you've never heard of
* How to muffle objections in your ads
* The 6 most profitable words in marketing
* The strangest productivity secret
* Swearing in emails
* Pitching vs Selling
* Making the skeleton break dance
* Cheap is the new expensive
* Energetically aligned broke coaches
* Why personality typing is the secret brew of business and sales
* Pioneers get rich and tenderfoots get scalped
* Personal branding ex-spurts
* Why people secretly love salesmen
* Why not all price shoppers are the devil
How do you get your meat-hooks on these videos?
Simply do this:
1. Go to the link below before Sunday at midnight (EST)
2. Buy my novel "Hell's Slave" (in either print or Kindle)
3. Forward me the Amazon receipt (screen shot is fine)
But, let me make this 100% clear:
You must do this by Sunday, February 4th before midnight EST.
That is New York/ U.S. East Coast time.
If you send me your receipt after that, you don't get the videos.
(Even if you bought the book before then).
Here is the link:
http://www.EnochWars.com
Now off with you...
*swats you on the rear*
Ben Settle
P.S. If you are an especially good boy or girl, and buy all 6 books (and send me the receipts to prove you bought them) I will send you The Zoe Tapes Volumes 1 and 2, along with Volume 3.
Here are the tips found on those puppies:
* How to get clients chasing you down and stalking you... even if you suck at copywriting
* Zoe's guide to picking the perfect copywriting apprentice or copy cub
* The case for hardcore negativity
* You know what they say about guys with big funnels...
* Pubic hairs stuck to your JV’s
* The secret of elBenbo’s sticky hands
* How to get ice cold leads hotly jumping in your lap begging for your attention
* Valuable life-changing lesson from elBenbo’s silent business partner
* Buying vs paying for things
* Kung fu Zoe
* Sneaker waves that'll swallow your business soul
* Flowery hands and embroidered fingers = a deserved azz whuppin
* How to out-Lenox the Lenoxes
* Why I don’t do bloated “buffet” marketing
* The one time elBenbo prefers free
* How to write fast
* How to "program" people to always read your emails
* How positioning yourself as an expert hurts sales
* How people use “gamesmanship” to psychologically and emotionally sabotage you
* Pooping on sacred ground
* How to create your own copywriting tactics
* The secret of startled force
* The billion dollar supernatural copywriting secret
* How to frustrate the hell out of your competition
* How to profit from toxic whiteness
* How to not be an annoying pest to your list
* The only copywriting client that matters
* How to profit from being vulnerable
* How to be more productive by doing less work
* How opposing force in emails can get your brand's ass kicked
Again, to get all these, you'd have to buy all 6 books.
(And send me the receipts)
Here's the monstrous link again:
http://www.EnochWars.com
The deadline is anytime before Midnight, Sunday February 4th EST (New York/East Coast US time)