I need a higher quality virgin
Published: Wed, 12/09/15
I asked her over the loud music playing:
"Did I ever send that song to you?"
"Yes, but it didn't sound clear."
"Agreed, Apprentice. I need a higher quality version."
She went silent.
And, looked at me like I was nutzo.
She asked:
"A higher quality VIRGIN?"
Hmm.
The point?
Words have meanings.
One misunderstood letter or word can change the entire meaning of a sentence, paragraph, story, or sales pitch (in emails, sales letters, videos, webinars, or any other format).
Look, I don't obsess over typos.
But, I DO obsess over writing clarity.
And, I suggest you do, too.
Anyway, do what you will with this info my little dookie.
Er, I mean droogie.
In the meantime, here's another story.
This one about writing style:
My Wing Chun kung fu Sifu recently told me a story about how he got his butt kicked in a sparring match. He was already a master at San Soo kung fu at the time and was sparring with a friend of his who was but an intermediate at Wing Chun kung fu — nowhere near master level.
But, when they sparred, Sifu’s friend dominated him.
Sifu said he couldn’t even get a single strike in.
He also said it was embarrassing.
And, it’s what made him want to master Wing Chun.
Why am I telling you this?
Because, yes, I believe the ways I use to be the "best."
I also believe they'll let even a raw and "wriggling" newbie kick the bootay’s of much more "experienced" marketers and copywriters when it comes to email -- just like how Sifu's friend kicked his butt in that sparring match despite Sifu being a San Soo master and his friend being but a Wing Chun mid level fighter.
That is, of course, just my opinion.
But, it also happens to be a fact, too.
(Ooh)
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Ben Settle