Bad Christian endorses "Demon Crossfire"
Published: Fri, 12/04/15
If you buy my new novel “Demon Crossfire” (book 3 of the 7-part “Enoch Wars” saga), I will give you a free copy of my acclaimed eBook “Blue Chip Email Secrets”. This short email marketing eBook has gotten a ton of rave reviews on Amazon, and has sold for as much as $97 at one time (it was the original bribe I gave away when I first launched “Email Players).
But, you can have it free.
That is, if you buy “Demon Crossfire” and email me your receipt.
Deadline to get the “Blue Chip Email Secrets” bonus is Sunday night at midnight (EST).
Here’s the linkaroo:
http://www.EnochWars.com
Ben Settle
P.S. One more thing.
Call it a word of warning, if you will.
But, I have it on good authority from a self-described “bad” Christian, that so-called “good” Christians will despise Demon Crossfire.
Why?
Well, I’ll let the book’s editor (who is also one of the state of Oklahoma’s leading rare & used book dealers) tell it to you in his own words, from this snippet from the book’s intro:
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Blasphemy, Pure Horror, or Uncanny Simple Truth?
What I have to say about Demon Crossfire needs to be put in context. For a while, I’ve been racking my brain trying to figure out a way to convey what I need you to know about this book. If I knew each of you, I could personalize this introduction and explain in your terms why it’s one of the most insightful novels written in the past five decades.
You’re all strangers of mixed backgrounds though. So, the only way it’s possible to describe what Ben’s done, I believe, is for you to have insight into my psyche. Then, I think I can give you insight into Ben’s psyche – or at least describe his book’s amazing accomplishment.
So, please let me say something that’ll cause most of you to hate me. (It’ll only take a moment.)
I’m not a religious person. I’m a Christian.
Now, we’re not talking about one of those good Christians you see in all the huge churches in America today. No, I’m one of the bad Christians.
I’m one of those judging Christians. You’ll find me more often rebuking someone than lifting them up. After all, there’s a lot to rebuke these days. And man, I’m a master at rebuking those who need it. Friends or strangers, just pass ‘em my way and I’ll take over from there.
Also, you know about us bad Christians, right? The ones “ignorant of science” who actually study the overwhelming scientific evidence that the earth is fewer than 7,500 years old? Yep. Me again.
Now you have context on what I’m about to say. You might not believe the Bible is true. That’s fine. (As Putty once told Elaine, “I’m not the one going to hell.”) What does matter is that you understand I know what’s in that big book gathering dust on all of today’s good Christians’ shelves. I’m well versed in its verses.
Demon Crossfire is a book I love, not only for its pure, fun, horror storytelling but for what’s between the lines. Between the lines, Demon Crossfire exposes and emasculates weak, religious, good Christians today. If you, like me, don’t like good Christians, then in Demon Crossfire we have a common enemy: phony religious people. Ben eviscerates them without ever once sounding preachy.
As a matter of fact, most will finish this book and not know what I’m talking about. That is good. Writing that has special, hidden treasures for only a few of its readers is the best writing.
I was blown away by Ben’s tremendous insight into people, especially religious people.
So, if you’re an atheist then you’ll love how Ben exposes the phonies. If you’re a bad Christian who’s judgy and anti-choice, then you’ll love how Ben exposes the phonies. If you’re a good Christian today, you won’t have a clue. (But you’ll still like the book.)
Fun, Horrible, Crude, and Bible Aren’t Synonyms – But They’re All Here!
Demon Crossfire is a major milestone in Ben Settle’s writing.
Demon Crossfire is a major milestone in the genre of horror fiction.
The story is everything for everybody. (Try pulling that off, Stephen King!)
People who would never read such a book, should read this one.
People who love such books will realize by about the third chapter how much more there is here than typically found in the average, horror story.
Ben’s nailed another one. In each Enoch Wars volume, Ben ups the game. When he told me he had a follow-up to the first one, Zombie Cop, I expected it to be weak. How could he top Zombie Cop? When newly-minted Zombie, Chief Rawger, told his two little girls to come to daddy… well, you know they were going to get a hug to die for.
Then, in Vampire Apocalypse, Ben didn’t just up the game, he boosted it to new heights. The vampire who’d lived hundreds of years, Fezziwig, an avid fan of Miami Vice’s fourth season (the misunderstood season), trying to get to the airport with his prostate acting up, the sun pounding down, and his concubine on the fritz, is a reading pleasure rarely enjoyed. Vampire Apocalypse’s audiobook narrator had to stop and repeat section after section of chapter 2 due to his breaking up in unrestrained laughter, taking three full sessions to record what would normally take only a half session.
How could Ben do better than that? Answer: Demon Crossfire.
The writing is even more advanced, the sarcasm throughout is somehow more side-splitting than before, and the element you read about earlier – the educated insight into good, religious phony Christians today – oh man.
Babe Ruth couldn’t hit one out of the park with more finesse than Ben’s done here.
But you didn’t buy the book to read me. (Seriously, we didn’t charge you any extra for this Introduction.) So turn the page and prepare to travel on a journey like no other.
And join me in quickly finding the answer to the obvious question: “How can Ben possibly top the first two books?”
Sincerely offered,
Greg Perry, Publisher
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Here’s where to get “Demon Crossfire”:
http://www.EnochWars.com
And don’t forget:
Forward me your receipt and I’ll send you a free copy of “Blue Chip Email Secrets” if you do so before Sunday at midnight (EST).